My college buddy Drew works for a major, world-famous and incredibly troubled investment house on Wall Street. Lots of anxiety about jobs over there. That explains why today Drew submitted 16 barguments to barguments.com.
But hey, others can worry about billions in write-downs. Who else would take the time to wonder whether Shaquille O'Neal or Ray Lewis would be a better member of a rugby team? Thank you, Drew.
Celebrity mash-ups (see how current I am!-- wait, did I use "mash-up" correctly? Better send out a Facebook message to see-- wait, there I go again...) always make for great barguments, though they quickly become dated. Something tells me the Bargument in the book about the American Choppers guys won't be helping sales a year from now on the remainder tables.
All of which makes this Drewgument so brilliant:
Would you partake in a 30-minute orgy with any A-List celebrity of your choice, knowing a video of your complete performance would be leaked to millions on the internet?
But hey, others can worry about billions in write-downs. Who else would take the time to wonder whether Shaquille O'Neal or Ray Lewis would be a better member of a rugby team? Thank you, Drew.
Celebrity mash-ups (see how current I am!-- wait, did I use "mash-up" correctly? Better send out a Facebook message to see-- wait, there I go again...) always make for great barguments, though they quickly become dated. Something tells me the Bargument in the book about the American Choppers guys won't be helping sales a year from now on the remainder tables.
All of which makes this Drewgument so brilliant:
Would you partake in a 30-minute orgy with any A-List celebrity of your choice, knowing a video of your complete performance would be leaked to millions on the internet?
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