Friday, February 22, 2008

Don't girls like robots?

This blog's new best friend, the Suburban Kamikaze, just left a post on the Barguments Blog that shouldn't be missed. It's posted below. Enjoy.

(If you're an editor from Simon & Schuster, do NOT click over to her blog and sign her on for a Barguments sequel. I can target the female demographic just as well. For instance: Which Sex and the City character would win in a bar brawl with all the others?)

The post:

Suburban Kamikaze said...
Dougie, baby,You're missing half your audience here with your television robots and your beer in a can. It's time to get started on the sequel, Barguments for Women. (Chardon-Nay or Yea?)Let me get you started.
1. You only have enough money for groceries or new shoes. Do you go with flats or heels?
2. An indecent proposal: Your husband agrees to a deal in which you will have sex with a charming and stunningly handsome Robert Redford-type mogul for $1 million. How will you raise the money?
3. And the classic: lipstick or mascara?I'm just saying,
SK

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your book deal is safe from us, Doug. Our appreciation of the Barguments theme, is, sadly, purely vicarious. We have not been on a bar stool in years. And our debate skills have been worn down by endless repetition of arguments like "did you or did you not put clean clothes into the dirty laundry basket?"

Cheers,
SK

Coconut Grove Sailing Club said...

I don't know. "Chardo-Nay or Yea" has legs, I think. And by the way, Suburban Kamikaze, did you not win a debate over the merits of Winter vs. Summer?
I seem to remember you in a bathing suit in the snow with a martini glass pretty much ending the argument over at puntabulous.com

Anonymous said...

1. heels
2. YouTube
3. mascara